Like most things made in Eastern Europe Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner needs a lot of work…ok sure from what I’ve seen of Euro porn, they have a lot of nice uncut cock but nothing super large to get me all jumping up and down about in this movie anyways.  Also what is with all these Euro guys looking like they are from Transylvania ?  Does nowhere in Eastern Europe get any sunshine ?  Cmon boys get out there and get some rays and a bit of color so you look alive instead of like an attendee at a Gay Necrophilia Convention.  Well enough picking apart these cumming commies and on with the show…

Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner shows us that when our rainbow brethren  were set free from the Iron Curtain, they went a step further and also set themselves free from the iron closet.  Now honey, when it comes to entertainment my motto is make it American  and that will make it good.    This movie is proof that regardless of how sexually liberated Eastern Europe is becoming, the porn makers should stay in the US of A, or at least go no further than Sweden.  After all, the one thing I expected to see if I’m watching a porn called Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner, is a black guy…I guess even with liberation a dumb commie is still a dumb commie, and they probably made the title just based on the word ‘coming’.  The sex was very average and mediocre.  Personally I advise picking something else and staying away from Russian made movies.  Not even one excited swish of arousal for Guess Who’s Cumming At Dinner.

We have been neglected and ostracized for so long and even when we come out of the closet society still tries to push us back in.  That sounds like Im complaining doesn’t it ?  Well believe me honey I’m NOT !  If there’s one thing that people say about me it’s that I always view the condom as half full instead of half empty.  You see Hollywood has neglected us and there are soooo very few stories out there that are well done dealing with the intricacies and emotions involved in a love affair between two or more men…showing people that yes, we are gay and we are proud and unless we adopt we can’t have children but we ARE capable of love.  Sooooo what do we have to watch if we want to watch a story of true intimacy between two men ?  Wheeeeeee ! Gay Porn.  That’s right, society being so straight and paranoid has made it so we get to watch more porn that straights and romance movies that show more physical loving taking place than those ‘normal’ people get to see in their boring girl-romance movies.  A Love Story totally demonstrates this crossing of romance and raunch I’m talking about and if your guy wants some depth to his love-movie and you want to see some deep action as well then this is a flick for you guys.

If you’re looking for a story like this for you and your guy, A Love Story has something for both of you; the tension of the two main characters bickering, the drama of love lost and sought after, a very hot metaphysical approach to the theories of past lives, and of course the joy and rapture of refound love…throw in some hot lean muscley stud sex and if only the acting were worthwhile you would have an Academy Award winning movie.  So a bunch of swishes of love to A Love Story, and remember next time you feel there aren’t enough movies in Hollywood for us, just view it as an excuse to watch some porn.

Now I haven’t seen the first edition of this series, but I’ve heard rave reviews about it and so I decided to take a stroll through the woods to find me some bears by watching Hairassment 2.   This movie was shorter than I like (and I like them big and long honey) but the action was filled with eroticism and sensuality.  In the first scene we get treated to a steamy office environment where it doesn’t take much persuasion for both these studly guys to strip down naked and enjoy their manly pleasures together.  Wild cock sucking and ass rimming are followed by some incredibly sensitive fuck scenes that made me wish I worked with these two hungry bears.

The second scene is so naughty it’s thrilling….taking place in the bathroom of course, where the pheromones fill the air and these two horny male specimens get down on their knees to service each other.  The visual effects created by the mirrors was very nicely done and added to the overall eroticism and heat factor of Hairassment 2.   Of course they save it all up for the final scene where we get treated to a vanilla-chocolate protein shake of extraordinary proportions when this big black stud waves his huge cock in front of his bearcub partner only to see it devoured faster than a dozen donuts at a police rally.  The heat is all over this movie and kept my lovebundle bouncing away the whole time, the oral, the anal, it will get inside your skin and make you feel your orgasm even more intensely. After seeing Hairassment 2 I know I have to make a date to watch Hairassment.  A fabulous six sexy swishes and one comb-through for Hairassment 2.

Arrrrr…the booty in Butt Obsession is the kind of booty that they should have had the pirates in search of in Pirates of the Caribbean.  Speaking of which, we deserved better representation in that movie because even though women swooned for him, Johnny Depp was so obviously gay in it that his character should have been called Captain Jack Swallows instead of Captain Jack Sparrow…but I digress.  Butt Obsession is a movie for all of us because it centers on the foremost desire of any of us…another mans juicy well-rounded ass.

There is nothing as appealing as an open inviting ass just waiting to be plundered, pummeled and penetrated by finger, toy and tongue, and especially by the hot young juicy cocks wielded with such commanding ferocity by the well-hung studs in this movie who fully appreciate the tight asses in front of them for their enjoyment.  Even though these scenes are very vanilla in many ways, the sex is hot enough to get you off each time you watch it.  This is probably because it is appropriately named since each and every one of these hot and hung guys has a very obvious ass obsession that they are able to feed during this movie while they feed on each others asses.  For anybody who loves asses (and who doesn’t?) Butt Obsession is well worth the time if you’re looking for a fun yet not overly intense masturbation movie and gets three excited swishes of satisfaction.

Now you know how I loves me some of those hot cream-filled twinkies…well Four Play is like an answer to my prayers with it’s hot twinkie studs, huge throbbing meatsticks and oh so hungry and experienced pouty mouths that will devour your cock til you add some of your own creamy filling to the mix.  So Four Play has five incredibly sexy scenes that kept my dingle twilling the whole time, and yes, guilty as charged!… my creamy filling ended up all over my tummy more than once!

Now though the sex was definitely hotter than a steamy San Francisco summer day, but I must say I was incredibly disappointed by the implication of the title.  I thought I was going to be watching groups of hot twinkie studs banging each other train-style or orgy-style, but sadly all there seemed to be were one-on-one scenes, though there were four of them, so perhaps that’s where the silly producers got their title, Four Play, from.  Each of these four scenes delivers hungry cock sluts enjoying the treasures they find inside each others pants (and honey, these studs are packing heat!), fantastic fellatio scenes, anal plunging that sent shivers of lust down my spine at the thought of taking something so long and large in my own hungry hole.  Four Play certainly gave me heat, but I was left a little chilled by the lack of group scenes, so I can only swish half-heartedly three times with a little butt wiggle added on for some incredible cumshots.